Wednesday, 1 December 2010

The Freeman Revealed!

Freeman and Freeman

In the picture that accompanies this post you should be able to recognise none other than Morgan Freeman.

What you may not have noticed is the shimmering red topped blur to his right. This ladies and gentlemen is the first confirmed visual representation of the Freeman!

The lack of clarity is due to a multiphasic shift in space time as the Freeman integrates into our reality.

On how he scored this momentous photo op Morgan Freeman explained "Well, I am Morgan Freeman. I said to the Freeman- Just listen to the sound of my voice. Hows about a photo and sure enough, there it is. Im Morgan Freeman"

Tuesday, 31 August 2010

The Freemobile? And the Lefty League: Part Two

Unless youve been living under a rock for the last month youll surely be aware of the Lefty League. In what many are calling the United States response, to the well received Russian lead Freecon of a month ago, the Obama administration has just concluded the committee sessions of the inaugural Lefty League meeting in Washington DC. Aiming to take back the Freeman initiative on the world stage the leagues stated goals are- To increase understanding of the Freeman, his strengths weaknesses and motivations. To limit first world dependence on the Freeman. And finally to preempt the possibility of Freeman proliferation within the third world.
Obama Chairs a League Meeting
The US has often been criticised for its handling of the Freeman affair with many calling the government policy out of touch with the views of the American people. While no US administration has ever been openly hostile towards the Freeman successive presidents have overseen the implementation of tighter controls and harsher counter measures for all suspected Freeman activity on US soil. The fear is, with Russias apparent love affair for all things Freeman, that the creation of this league is a purposeful step by the US towards seeing a global outlook on the Freeman more in tune with American policy. When this was put to Obama by our investigative reporters the president was dismissive stating "Look, let me clear. The Lefty League isnt about politics. I am not gonna, ya know, lead the league. I am just a follower. It shouldnt be suggested that this is some way for Americans to advance American interests. "

Update: Obamas people have just clarified his statement as such "Of course the president is the leader. He merely meant follower in the rhetorical way that an elected leader is the servant of those who elected him. This was in no way a suggestion that theres some, yet to be revealed, Mastermind behind the Lefty League or that it was in fact a preexistent clandestine organisation prior to The Great Revelation"

The Freemobile? And the Lefty League: Part One

 
In what many were already calling a "fanboy prank" a vehicle with the Freeman insignia was involved in a multi state car chase across the southern United States early Monday morning. We here at Freeman finder central were well aware that the last known whereabouts of the Freeman was Mexico where he was thought to be helping peasant families escape the drugs fuelled war that has engulfed the nation. However, even at the time of the chase, we never believed the Freeman would resort to such a vunerable mode of transport as the automobile. What happened next though was enough to make even the most hardened Freeman purist sit up and consider re evaluating their belief structure.

With sixteen federal agent driven, high performance, vehicles in pursuit and the air power of US border patrol on its heels the Freemobile gave them all the slip. In an astounding turn of events, which left American spokespeople with egg on their faces, just moments after the end of the chase had been declared reports began to trickle in that no one had eyes on the Freemobile!

They had all been heading towards a strip of motorway with no offramps, exits or overpasses. An armoured checkpoint/deadend had been hastily created less than 2 minutes away, more than likely visible already to the whole circus of flashing lights and screeeching tyres. One federal logistics agent was even overheard to give a triumphalist "we got him!" fist punch to the air.

But they didnt have him. And that is why we now take sightings of the Freemobile, Freecopter and Freecycle very seriously.

Wednesday, 7 July 2010

FreeCon 2010

Well say what you will for the thrill of the chase but theres no getting away from the fact that we let, without doubt, the best chance we ever had to find out who and what the Freeman is and what his motivations are just slip us by.
But its not all grim news in the world of Freeman.

As many of you know FreeCon 2010 begun this week in Moscow. The Russian are holding their first such event and by all accounts it will be a good one.


Highlights of the week long event will be the Russian premiers keynote address where he is expected to renew Russian commitment to our endevours. We in the Wheres Freeman network primarily use Russian comm sattelites and GPS to aide us in tracking the Freeman and relaying important (often times sensitive) information. So the continued support of Russia and other nations is well received and much appreciated.

However, as some of you point out, the worlds greatest nation remains unhelpful to our cause. Perhaps, sometimes, even a hindrance. The simple fact is that while most countries are either still on the fence about the Freeman or a genuinely grateful of his efforts the United States has taken a more pessimistic approach. And who could blame them? We do not know whether the Freeman is a force for good or evil. All we do know is that the Freeman certainly is a force to be reckoned with.

As Barack Obama said "In this time of great uncertainty for all people, of all nations, America must lead a global effort to secure Freeman at vulnerable sites within four years... This will require the active cooperation of Russia...We must also work with Russia to update and scale back our dangerously outdated Cold War Freeman postures and de-emphasize the role of Freeman.

We must develop a strong international coalition to prevent Iran from acquiring the Freeman and eliminate North Korea's Freeman program... I will not take the military option off the table."

Strong words certainly and enough to prompt the cover of Times above. So is the Freeman a threat or a saviour? Is he a hero or a horrible hoax? Hopefully time will tell folks but one things for sure...youll hear it here first ;-)


Sunday, 4 July 2010

So close...

The hero/anti hero we have all come to know as the Freeman was tracked to Dublin yesterday. Unfortunately thats where the trail goes cold :-(

This is not a total loss though as some important info was gathered by intrepid Freeman watchers. As mentioned in the previous post we had very good intel that the Freeman was travelling from the Shannon region on the island of Ireland to the capital. Given the timing of the intel confirming his whereabouts and working with the last "good" time we have as he approached Dublin we have been able to gueestimate the Freemans speed over land.

Wait for it...60Km per hour! Thats an average over hundreds of kilometres that is unparalled by any human. The North American Wolf can do the distance, the cheetah can do the speed but there is nothing on earth that can match the land speed of the Freeman for both speed and distance covered.

TRULY AMAZING!

Yet it was this turn of speed which gave us the slip in the end. Varied and unworthy sources report the Freeman making it to the airport (though this would conflict with the theory that he can in fact fly short distances) or doing a U turn and heading back to the Shannonside. And multiple other guesses too. Yes i said guesses :-/

So close people, yet so far. Stay tuned! This story is only getting started.

Friday, 2 July 2010

Freeman On The Move

Fellow Freeman Followers, sorry for the delay but i hope youll find it well worth it. :-)

Now, for obvious reasons, i cant share the actual reports with you. This is a simple measure to help keep the identities of some of our top sources safe. These guys are some of the best we have in western Europe and once again theyve delivered!

We got a number of location indicators which seemed to converge on the shannon region of Ireland. And for a while thats all we had, not too bad i know and i could have made the post. In fact thats what i was gonna post until I got word of something amazing. Freeman was going to be on the move and we knew where he was going! After an all night session of confirmatory phonecalls/emails/faxes we nailed it down. This was airtight!

The Freeman is currently in the Shannon region but by Saturday he'll be in Dublin within spitting distance of the airport there. Most likely scenario The Freeman became spooked by how close we were getting. So fearing Shannon Airport to be watched he's heading up the country to try and throw us off his trail.

More updates soon!

Thursday, 1 July 2010

The First Post


YESSS!!! Its finally here :-) For those of you who have been following the search for The Freeman since the beginning you may have noticed a bit of a revamp at the website. And now, at long last, comes the much promised blog.

The time has come when a weekly or monthly update of the whereabouts of The Freeman is no longer sufficient. Both the quality of reports and the frequency at which The Freeman changes habitats has increased dramatically over the last 2 decades. Freeman sightings in some countrys is through the roof!

So, in order to up our game, we've pared back the website to shiney new and we'll be providing the most recent info on The Freeman and his whereabouts right here. In fact later tonight we should be able to post the conclusions of a (very) promising report on the Freeman which should be available in only hours.

Exciting times people!