The Freemobile? And the Lefty League: Part Two

Unless youve been living under a rock for the last month youll surely be aware of the Lefty League. In what many are calling the United States response, to the well received Russian lead Freecon of a month ago, the Obama administration has just concluded the committee sessions of the inaugural Lefty League meeting in Washington DC. Aiming to take back the Freeman initiative on the world stage the leagues stated goals are- To increase understanding of the Freeman, his strengths weaknesses and motivations. To limit first world dependence on the Freeman. And finally to preempt the possibility of Freeman proliferation within the third world.

Obama Chairs a League Meeting

The US has often been criticised for its handling of the Freeman affair with many calling the government policy out of touch with the views of the American people. While no US administration has ever been openly hostile towards the Freeman successive presidents have overseen the implementation of tighter controls and harsher counter measures for all suspected Freeman activity on US soil. The fear is, with Russias apparent love affair for all things Freeman, that the creation of this league is a purposeful step by the US towards seeing a global outlook on the Freeman more in tune with American policy. When this was put to Obama by our investigative reporters the president was dismissive stating "Look, let me clear. The Lefty League isnt about politics. I am not gonna, ya know, lead the league. I am just a follower. It shouldnt be suggested that this is some way for Americans to advance American interests. "

Update: Obamas people have just clarified his statement as such "Of course the president is the leader. He merely meant follower in the rhetorical way that an elected leader is the servant of those who elected him. This was in no way a suggestion that theres some, yet to be revealed, Mastermind behind the Lefty League or that it was in fact a preexistent clandestine organisation prior to The Great Revelation"